after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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