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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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  ebdebdebdebd

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  wow

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids

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  Ahaha, good shit

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.

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