I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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