I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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