like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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