if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Can Purell be used as lube?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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