So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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