I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
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Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
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I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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