I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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