What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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