You're completely useless in the revolution.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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