remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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