a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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