why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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