I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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