Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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