found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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