**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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