Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
