I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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