we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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