I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
