ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
operation harelip BJ is a go
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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