it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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