Sry I called you an 8
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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