dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Randomize
