jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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