How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
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