i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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