AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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