Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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