what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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