So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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I am never drinking with the goths again.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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