If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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