If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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