No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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