On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
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