The police scanner is talking about you again....
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize