where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Pappa wants mamma naked
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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