I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
the condom got lost in my hair
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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