So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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