i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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