guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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