I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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