It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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