the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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