question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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