I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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