you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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