oh god the rape fog is back!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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