i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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