we have officially mastered the walk of shame
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
FUCK WHALES
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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