Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
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If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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