sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
im having a threesome with these popsicles
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I enjoy the company of your penis
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Randomize