3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Randomize
