I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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