You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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