PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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